nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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