that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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