Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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