They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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