No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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