well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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