I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
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vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
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Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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