he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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