Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I don't deserve a penis
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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