i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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