I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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