The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
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I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
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I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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