just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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