Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
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You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
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We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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