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(714): View more from California

Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.

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(513): View more from Ohio

he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden

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(906): View more from Michigan

Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?

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(647): View more from Ontario

I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.

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(519): View more from Ontario

All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?

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(646): View more from New York

Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities

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(540): View more from Virginia

I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.

(571): View more from Virginia

Get fucked.

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