i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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