you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Please, let me fuck your mom
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
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