i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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