just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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