Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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