I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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