fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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