I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
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