Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
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The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
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I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
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