if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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