i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
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Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
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Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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