This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
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I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
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I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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