We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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