Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
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Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
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The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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