frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Did I show you my penis last night?
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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