sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Randomize
