I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
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she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
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The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
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I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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