He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
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