Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
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I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
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I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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