You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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