when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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