I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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