I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
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I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
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We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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