oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
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dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
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I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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