A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
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I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
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I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
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