none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
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After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
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just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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