we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
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It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
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There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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