just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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