Midget sex pt 2 tonight
North Korea, Best Korea!
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
