I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
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Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
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Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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