I think i sorta joined a cult last night
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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