having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
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I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
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