U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
