just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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