Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
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Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Can you bring me the toilet please
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I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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