so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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