Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
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I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
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Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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