I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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