Pregnant stripper...not hot.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
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Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
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Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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