She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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