i think my tv is drunk
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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